Male Bashing Humor!! Ladies: Step Right In!

This page is dedicated to my female readers. Since you're reading this--one would have to assume one of the following : you're interest has been peaked, you've read the novel and are interested in learning more. Perhaps you wanted to find out about:

     the emerging new talent who wrote the book.

     or enjoy reading suspense thrillers .

Maybe you wanted to see if the nutcase who wrote it was a certified--male chauvinist pig, an intellegent  and sensitive author, or you landed here by some strange twist of fate.

I highly value the opinions and mind-set of my female readers. However, being a writer I also suffer from the writer's curse: Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) commonly known as SKD--Stephen King Disorder. In other words, I'm a bit of a smart-ass, too. But aren't all men?

I choose the running Superhero Woman as the logo for your pages because I believe that all women--whether they're a high school or college student, married or single, a career woman or a CEO of the home/mother-- are truly ... Wonder Women!

Now relax, sit back, and click away at your site! Enjoy the Hunks,  the Jokes , and the Quiz! But most of all--thank you for your interest!

R.D.W.

Come on now. It's exactly what you suspected...

Only the scale is off. It's too big right!

Mel "Signs" Gibson

Bet you wished you were barracaded in that movie farm house with him!

Rate Your Date Are you destined for a second date? Take our quiz and see...

1. Your date is picking you up at 7pm, at 6:45pm you are:

    Pretty much ready, a little lip gloss and you'll be set.
Browsing through your closet for the perfect outfit to wear.
Waiting on the porch in case he arrives early.
Painting your nails.

2. How do you react when he comments on how great you look?

    You flash a big smile and say thanks!
You reply that it isn't easy being this beautiful!
You insist that he must be blind and point out your blemishes one by one.
Feeling self conscience, you look down and mumble thanks.

3. How do you decide what movie to see?

    You insist on a sappy romance to set the mood for your date.
You reluctantly agree on the new horror flick, even though you'll have nightmares tonight.
You can't agree on anything and end up arguing outside all night.
You compromise on a thriller that appeals to you both.

4. He pulls out his wallet to buy the movie tickets and you:

    Thank him a million times.
Offer to buy the popcorn.
Run to the bathroom.
Insist that you buy your own ticket.

5. You head out for a bite to eat after the movie and spot your ex in the restaurant, so you:

    Don't even give it a second thought, you're not going to let HIM ruin your evening.
Request a table right next to him and his homely date.
Insist that your date to take you somewhere else.
Slide into a booth and sulk.

6. You guys gab for an hour at the restaurant, what's the conversation like?

    You gossiping about all the people you don't like and why.
He talked about himself the entire time, you were barely listening.
A good mix of both of your interests.
A few awkward silences, but you thought it went well.

7. Your date is coming to an end and he leans in for a kiss goodnight, you:

    Give him a quick peck on the cheek.
Turn your head and cough, just in time to avoid the kiss.
Run in the house screaming.
Kiss him!

Now, now, ladies. Let's talk ...

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Ladies! Get your disposable man ...

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If you need a "cool hand" or a slow hand ...

Vote for me. Mr. Paul "blue eyes" Newman.

We slightly older men are much more interesting.

Would you agree, Ms. Moneypenny?

Are we having fun yet? I hope you are. Here's one more hunk and a couple of jokes. Don't forget to--Vote! Then scroll to the bottom to link to page two! See what happened to that old friend/enemy that stole your guy ....

Meg Ryan had to bring him from the PAST!

What was the name of the movie Hugh Jackman co-starred in?

Click on media player's right arrow below.

Hear Meg Ryan's version of honesty when it

comes to men. Or men--and how

little they really know about women!

What you're looking for in a man ... vs.

Who's looking for the "perfect" woman!

If you're enjoying yourself and wish to see more--click on the link below!

Hunks: Ladies Only Page Two

The Truth about Evolution!

Survival of the fittest!

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Last month, while in Florence, Professor Langdon uncovered an ancient parchment that historians now believe may be the work of Leonardo da Vinci. The encoded parchment—bearing the name La Profezia (The Prophecy)—raised eyebrows when scholars discovered it was signed "LSPDV." (Leonardo's full name was Leonardo Ser Pieri Da Vincio).

More intriguing still is the legend that the visionary Leonardo, in the days before his death, made a powerful prophecy about the future. Could this be Da Vinci's long lost prediction? Historians remain eager to learn what this parchment says. The code has yet to reveal its mystery, but Robert Langdon is very close to finding the key to deciphering the message.
Leonardo's encoded message consists of 24 symbols. Robert Langdon is certain there exists a key, and he is working very hard to find it.

The "Sacred Geometry" of the Masonic layout of streets in Washington, D.C., will most likely lead Brown's Professor Langdon to discover that Fort Marcy Park lies along the same line as that made by the National Mall, which lies between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial, and that extending that line almost all the way across the United States would pass directly through the Mormon Tabernacle Temple in Salt Lake City, Utah. (Oddly, the Mormon Tabernacle is closed to the public throughout 2006.) Even more eerie, a line drawn from the Washington Monument to Rock Creek Park, where the body of Chandra Levy, a attractive Jewish woman who was a federal Bureau of Prisons intern and the secret lover of a Congressman, was found in 2002, would, if extended, pass through the Scottish Rite Freemasonic Center in D.C., as well as through Freemason's Hall in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Above Levy's name is handwritten the words "Shari Eli." Perhaps a character name? Chandra is Sanskrit for "light," that which Masons claim to seek.

One of the strangest pages may be this list of statues and monuments in the Washington, D.C. area, with perplexing phrases after them:

D.C. Masonic Temple — Irish ale
Jeff Memorial — A fenced in miser
Albert Pike statue — Fresh cad onto a monk
Persephone statue on Capitol — Hi, Israel
Geo. Washington Masonic Memorial — Print a rug, Ben
Washington Obelisk — Accords femmes

Notes: The last one may refer to the Washington Monument. "Accords femmes" translates from French into "women's agreements."

George Washington and Albert Pike were both Freemasons, as was Ben Franklin, who may be the "Ben" referenced in one of the phrases. "Ben" may also refer to the character Ben Gates in the film National Treasure.

The message of the Georgia Guidestones, written in English, Russian, Hebrew, Arabic, Hindi, Chinese, Spanish, and Swahili is:

Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Guide reproduction wisely — improving fitness and diversity.
Unite humanity with a living new language.
Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason.
Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth — beauty — love — seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth — Leave room for nature — Leave room for nature.