Your plane crashed in the jungle!

That's the bad news. Now the good news: Tarzan can only say one phrase--"Yes, darling."

You've made an appointment for a checkup ...

with a new doctor. George Clooney walks into the exam room!

You've decided to get in better shape!

You open the front door and your personal trainers have arrived!

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Here's the psychic friends advisor waiting for ...

Mr. Right! Good thing you didn't follow her advice!

You caught your man cheating on you--so ...

you sent him to this exclusive golf course ... bet ya he won't have the "balls" to do it again!

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